If your dog looked like this on New Year’s Day – 2016 you:

A) Should not have eaten those brownies your weird Uncle said, “They have a special treat inside,” when he gave them to you last night.

B) Should have stopped drinking champaign after the first bottle went down so quickly.

C) Should not have let your reveling neighbors watch the little dear while you were away at the Pit Bull Concert in downtown Miami.

D) Live on a boat in the Dania Beach Marina.

The rainbow pooch greeted me, Karen and Keith & Diane Logan on our way to lunch on the Dania Pier this afternoon. We had just tied up my boat in front of the owner’s floating home and could not have missed the mortified mutt for obvious reasons. We wish you and yours a wonderful new year full of delightfully odd surprises!

My owner is a retired tie-dye, T-shirt peddler from the 70s.

My owner is a retired tie-dye, T-shirt peddler from the 70s.